The time I was crazy --
The day of the talk --
Passion is bullshit --
Some of my many failures, in summary form --
My absolute favorite spectacular failure --
Goals versus systems --
My system --
My corporate career fizzled --
Deciding versus wanting --
The selfishness illusion --
The energy metric --
Managing your attitude --
It's already working --
My pinkie goes nuts --
My speaking career --
My voice problem gets a name --
The voice solution that didn't work --
Recognizing your talents and knowing when to quit --
Is practice your thing? --
Managing your odds for success --
The math of success --
Pattern recognition --
Humor --
Affirmations --
Timing is luck, too --
A few times affirmations worked --
Voice update - -Experts - -Association programming --
Happiness --
Diet --
Fitness --
Voice update 2 --
Luck --
CalendarTree start-up --
Voice update 3 --
A final note about affirmations.

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