Part 1. Grammar Lite: Or, the Basics of the English Language --
Chapter 1. The Boring Blocks of a Sentence --
Chapter 2. Putting All the Crap Together --
Chapter 3. Grammatical Hot Topics: Global Warming in English Form --
Chapter 4. The A-B-C's of H-E-L-L --
Part 2. Intermediate Stuff: Or, Grammar Basics You Should Know If You're Going After That Promotion --
Chapter 5. It's All in the Details --
Chapter 6. Mistakes That Should Not be Made on Your Resume --
Chapter 7. Putting the Pieces Together --
Chapter 8. Miscellaneous Maladies --
Chapter 9. Who Needs to Know? --
Chapter 10. Why Can't They All Just Get Along? --
Chapter 11. One Last Thing Before You Die of Boredom --
Part 3. How to Become That Annoying Person Who Critiques Others --
Chapter 12. From Santa and Beyond: The Different Types of Clauses --
Chapter 13. The Study of Phraseology --
Chapter 14. These Are a Few of My Least Favorite Things --
Chapter 15. Tips to Tip the Grammar Scale in Your Favor --
Chapter 16. Some Final Thoughts.

Following in the tradition of Joanne Kimes's signature "let's just close our eyes and get through this together" humor, along with Gary Robert Muschla's gentle grammar technique, Grammar Sucks is for everyone who hates the rules but wants to follow them anyway.